who's your babydaddy?

Hello?

Hi, Ex-Boy? It's me.

Oh, hi, how are you?

I'm... okay. How are you doing?

Pretty good.

Well, here's the thing. You know how I've been feeling really nauseous?

Yeah...

And throwing up left & right, totally uncontrollably?

Yeah...

Well. There's no easy way to say this. I'm pregnant.

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And it's yours.

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APRIL FOOL'S!



(Just kidding. I didn't actually do this. But I fantasized about it ALL DAY LONG.)