today's accomplishments

1. used hot rollers for the first time, resulting in slightly more luscious hair. needs further improvement.
2. bought two pairs of shoes. (see above) resisting the urge to cher horowitz it and say i broke in my purple clogs.
3. discovered sugar-free red vines, at tarzhay.
4. applied for 8 jobs.
5. facebook-stalked approximately 4958350943850938450938543 people.
6. successfully explained to my grandparents that a) i was now single, b) that i was not going to fall about or die of heartache or become miss havisham, c) why it would be a while before they had any great-grandchildren, d) that my break-up does not place a hex or curse upon the mets' chances for success this season, ALL WITHOUT A SINGLE TEAR.