Charla and Tara (name that reference!)'s friendship hails back to the days of yore, to nursery rhymes and toys, scrunched hair and entire cakes. Now living in two different cities, sharing our urban and semi-urban adventures. Basically, conversations about low-calorie snacks and boys, with random other things sprinkled in.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Beetbabies 2013!!!!

Beetbabies are back and better than ever!!!

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

what i want for hannukah


Sunday, December 10, 2006

horoscope du jour

You're likely to start the day focused on a few issues that need to be dealt with. But it should be a different story later in the day when you'll probably just want to have a little fun with some friends and loved ones. You should start feeling much more sociable and energetic as the day goes on, so try to enjoy some good times with those you care about tonight.

Factday Sundays

remember Poetry Tuesdays?
here goes Factday Sundays (sort of a loose spin-off of my FAILED Summer of Knowledge)

The symbol on the 'pound' key (#) is called an octothorpe.

You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day. (how many calories is THAT?!)

Maggots will only eat flesh if it is dead. For this reason, they are often used to remove the burnt skin from severe burn patients. (i haven't blogged about maggots in AGES. this was on an episode of House)

Ants don’t sleep.

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

87% of statistics are made up.

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so this is exceptionally odd, BUT--
when i go to log into blogger in a normal fashion, it continues to NOT allow me to access the blog
BUT, if I log in, go view the site, and click the pencil-icon to edit any particular post, and then hit another tab at the top to create a NEW post, i can get around the system and manage to get in and post.
SO, i vote it a big improvement!
hurrah for baby steps!


i think beta blogger is working for me FINALLY!!! i am IN the living room!!!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

fabulous food find (low cal snack review)

Health is Wealth All Natural Vegetarian Hot Tamale Munchees ("Classic Mexican Flavors in a Crispy Wheat Pocket").


You get 6 of them for 160 calories (12-13 in a box), and they're amazing. A dab of sour cream and you're set. I also just really enjoy things that you can pop in your mouth and eat MANY of, because it feels like you're getting more bang for your buck and being more indulgent.

Also, they have a broccoli & cheese munchee flavor that is sitting in my freezer waiting to be tried.

Note, they're pretty good when microwaved but even better when cooked in the oven.

10 out of 10.

16 days


perfect holiday card for the boy, your parents


to do

Note: i don't know why you can't post! according to my computer, it says you should be able to! it forced me to switch to blogger beta.. do you think i can try to switch back?

1. revise resume
2. send cover letters
3. mfa fashion show
4. buy winter coat
5. go to gym
6. club monaco
7. holiday presents for friends, family


Friday, December 08, 2006

G, B, U (Again)

The Good: They asked her to leave.

The Bad: They asked her to leave.

The Ugly: They asked her to leave.


G, B, U

The Good: Andy Pettite is coming back to the Yankees.

The Bad: It's 6:03 and I'm drunk off one cup of hot cider with rum. Alone.

The Ugly: Found a dead baby mouse in a sticky trap in my kitchen (all limbs intact). Waiting for HeWhoIsNotMyBoyfriend to come dispose of it. Wishing I had added "Dead Mouse Removal" to Roommate's Boyfriend's List of Responsibilities (in addition to clarifying SKIM milk purchasing).



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did i tell you i went out the other night with S, Tyrant T (as my mom would call her), Bowtie Date, and TT's lesbian friend H?

overheard H leaning in and asking S:
So, my girlfriend and I debate this constantly. Who do you think is hotter, The Southerner or J?

i've never laughed so hard in my life than thinking about the two of them sitting around talking about the relative hotness of these boys.


Thursday, December 07, 2006

whose writing do you prefer? kendra's or lindsay's?

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.


Wednesday, December 06, 2006

NYE with niri!!!!!!!!!!

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just fyi

there is no real update on my suspicions (SUSPICIONS), though they seem (note: SEEM) unconfirmed/ unfounded/ irrational.

he has been acting with 85% normalcy, though we have no longer been exchanging the "good night" phone calls or texts. or even good morning's for that matter. shit, this might be going downhill.

up in the air for tonight, potential hanging out as a group.



r.i.p., continued

jen and vince (i vote she should date john stamos)

rachel bilson & adam brody


let us take a moment of silence, please.


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