gor.geous.

recent nicole richie thinspo pictures absolutely gorgeous can i please be her

it began with an email exchange

CB: WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.
this is nicole

i had heard rumors about this once, thoughts?

TB: no way!

no doctor would do gastric bypass on her and she clearly is skinny
from doing coke and clenbutrol!

...right?

CB: hmmm i don't know, she WAS chubby before, i've heard rumors of this...
of course related, do you think clenbuterol works?

i was sure. but cb had raised questions.

After staying only 72 hours at Beau Monde, the $80,000 a month treatment center in Newport Beach, where she reportedly went for help with an eating disorder on October 26th, Nicole Richie checked herself out claiming that she wanted to go shopping. Later that night, Nicole Richie passed out at the L.A. club, Hyde, where witnesses say she was partying with Lindsay Lohan. The staff members at the facility insisted that Richie stay, but she refused. A source says:

Nicole is in complete denial and oblivious to how sick she really is."


Two years ago, Nicole Richie was a chubby mess on The Simple Life. Then one day, apparently because of an eating disorder, she was skinny. But, the thing is, you don't lose 50 pounds overnight by being an anorexic. You lose 50 pounds overnight because of gastric bypass surgery. Just like her ex-boyfriend, DJ A.M., did (he lost 150 pounds due to the surgery). The rumor is that Nicole Richie checked herself in not because she has an eating disorder, but because she had gastric bypass surgery and now can no longer put on any weight at all, even if she tries. This horrible tragedy would keep me up at night if I cared. Wait, let me check....nope, still don't. (from http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/nicole-richie-is-committed.html

my verdict? i don't buy it. i think it was a mix of cocaine and clenbutrol (which, yes, DEFINITELY works). if you look at her body (clavicle, ribs, etc), i think it's just a much more compelling argument. regardless, she looks SO INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS AND PERFECT right now, i will post pics in a sec.

i can't keep up with them anymore

but it seems nicole richie & dj am are back on.

nicole richie new bikini pics

she has gained a LOT of weight.

thoughts on the break-up of dj am and nicole?

I think the "she wouldn't eat, he dumped her because of it" explanation is clearly an oversimplification slash a blatant fabrication, because clearly the man has eating issues of his own.

So, any conspiracy theories on what the real reason is?

recent searches that have landed people here, and my comments

Google: "beauty essentials" breakout allergy
--> i don't even know what this person is looking for.

Google: "chop some parsley" billy collins
--> nice poetry selection, cb.

Google: pro ana nicole richie thinspo
--> tell me how you really feel.

Google: "theory sample sale"
--> shh. it will be the first week of june. and it will be worth the madness.

Google: what type of medication can treat allergicness to short haired dogs
--> what kind of medication can treat STUPIDITY? allergicness is not a word!

Google: "grey's anatomy monologue"
Google: "Grey's anatomy monologue"
--> everyone loves george's monologue, but no one would choose him over mcdreamy.

Google: "dirty feet dirty feet"
--> i was mystified, so i googled this. apparently, foot fetish stuff.

Yahoo: real thinspo
--> frequently these searches seem to be from europe.

Google: "like a startled beetle"
--> my personal favorite

Google: single serving jet-puffed marshmallows
Google: "pink chocolate fountain"
--> and now, the food-related portion.

bikini body

In preparation for my gym debut yesterday (first time in 3 weeks! yahoo!), I gathered a bunch of US Weekly's/Life&Style's/InTouch's that I had only flipped through and tossed them in my gym bag.

Today, I read them on the elliptical. And Nicole Richie has helped me out enormously.



This bikini body (above) is just not realistic for me, given the things that I want (i.e. to eat cheese, have babies, and have a life).



This bikini body (above), however, I feel like I can achieve a) healthfully and b) in time for this summer. It's not a HUGE stretch from how I was starting to look pre-quitting-working-out-and-eating-healthily-altogether (i.e. when I went on strike). Because really, if 22 isn't the prime of my life, then when is?

my boyfriend's back

and he's better than ever...

Nicole R spotted out&about again with DJ AM.

Hoo-rah.

before & after

go here:

http://www.fluideffect.com/index2.html

for before/after re-touching photos of TONS of people, including rachel bilson, nicole R, rebecca romijn, etc.

Is it wrong...

... that I find this very exciting?!

Nicole Richie and DJ AM spotted together in public for the first time since their break-up (not counting those awful awkward photos of them in Miami for New Year's), Feb 21 leaving Mr Chow in LA.