recent searches that have landed people here, and my comments

Google: "beauty essentials" breakout allergy
--> i don't even know what this person is looking for.

Google: "chop some parsley" billy collins
--> nice poetry selection, cb.

Google: pro ana nicole richie thinspo
--> tell me how you really feel.

Google: "theory sample sale"
--> shh. it will be the first week of june. and it will be worth the madness.

Google: what type of medication can treat allergicness to short haired dogs
--> what kind of medication can treat STUPIDITY? allergicness is not a word!

Google: "grey's anatomy monologue"
Google: "Grey's anatomy monologue"
--> everyone loves george's monologue, but no one would choose him over mcdreamy.

Google: "dirty feet dirty feet"
--> i was mystified, so i googled this. apparently, foot fetish stuff.

Yahoo: real thinspo
--> frequently these searches seem to be from europe.

Google: "like a startled beetle"
--> my personal favorite

Google: single serving jet-puffed marshmallows
Google: "pink chocolate fountain"
--> and now, the food-related portion.