i think i can i think i can

Have been eating like a big fat GLOB lately, so I'm going to buy myself this mini-dress in which I will only look good if *I* am mini.

My time-tested plan for success (it has NEVER failed me): the Special K Diet. Not the bullshit on the boxes, trade one meal for a bowl of special K blahblah you're still consuming thousands of calories.

The Special K Diet (tm)
Buy 7 boxes of Special K Breakfast Bars. Assorted flavors are okay, but the vanilla/chocolates will not be as successful. Strawberry & Blueberry are personal faves.
Each day, tote a box around with you. You can have 6 bars for the day, at 90 cals each, for a total of 540 calories. This works out to roughly one every 2-2.5 hrs. You never feel hungry. The bars are simultaneously salty, sweet, chewy, crunchy. They satisfy all cravings. Consume lots of water in the interim between Bar-feedings.