the date

Note: Jolie unwittingly came up with the perfect title for the aforementioned date. He shall hereby be called The Man, as in the other people I date are boys, and he is far older than anyone I have ever dated.

Raw oysters with horseradish mignonette, salad with oozing poached hen egg and brie crouton, grilled whole shrimp with avocado tempura, boullabaise with a perfectly salty rouille, steak frites...

The gay couple sitting next to us was also on a first date.

You look.. not quiet, exactly. What's the word? Sad. You look sad.
I am sad. But how did you know that? We've never met before.

Dirty Grey Goose martinis, a bottle of Chardonnay, dessert wine & port...


The first time I ever saw a topless woman... the guy next to us says, and The Man raises an eyebrow and we both smile.