i blog so you don't have to (or rather, i read blogs so you don't have to)

aka the blogosphere in 30seconds

stephanie klein moved to austin. the suitor is annoying her lots.
http://stephanieklein.blogs.com/

melissa has not made any more incendiary statements re: tasti d, thankfully. but she has scared me off of childbirth forever.
http://opinionistas.com/

heather locklear to denise richards: you're dead to me.
http://perezhilton.com/

thinperfection posted her stats (fat!), received many nasty comments, deleted her blog. (i know, this one will really upset you).
http://groups.xanga.com/sitemessage.aspx?user=thinperfection86

still no word from butterscotch.
http://www.xanga.com/ButterxScotch

or your mother. what's up with her bird?!

socialitelife has changed their format. i approve wholeheartedly.
http://socialitelife.com/

jamie&belle are still beautiful and cooking, jamie scantily clad.
http://jamieandbelle.blogspot.com/

that's all for now!