going to college for your MRS

To get into my school's library, you need to show your ID card. If you don't have an ID card, you sign in. Today, I was checking out books (The Giving Tree & Leo Lionni's Frederick, I'll have you know. Not REAL books), and glanced over at the sign=in sheet.

Name: Rob S.
Time In: 9:45am
Reason: Looking for my fiancee.

I cracked up.

Is he going to the library to meet his fiancee? And why not aim high, and try to look for your wife?

Can you imagine? Rolling up to a club, getting carded by the bouncer.
"Oh yeah? 21, you say? What's your reason for being here?"
"Oh, I'm just looking for my future husband. Like all the other tube-topped-girls in this bar."
"Carry on, miss, carry on. Rumor has it that the guy on the right side of the bar has a Tiffany's ring in his pocket and he's not afraid to use it."