Team Aniston

Bought the new Vogue with Jennifer Aniston on the cover, to-be-read at the gym tomorrow. She looks just lovely.

Angelina may have more sex appeal (i.e. if I were to have a threesome, I'd rather it be with her), but I think being on Team Jolie will come back and karmically kick you in the ass: your husband will cheat on you, guaranteed.