How to.. continued

Buy hot new jeans.

Tell the Bartender you were dumped. It will result in free drinks with extra olives.

Tell Platonic Cute Boy you were dumped. It will result in a hug.

Develop a chocolate allergy.

Ensure that, in the event of a catastrophic tragedy, at your funeral your friends will make Ex-Boyfriend feel Guilty to the point of Suicide.

Keep Your Fabulous Gay Friends around.
("you are the best thing that has ever happened to him
for you to date him, you took a step down and he def. move a step up and somehow you two met in the middle"

"i canot beleive this
i feel like he broke up with me - i am pissed"

"i hate men
let's become lesbians.")