the revolution is upon us

This will rock your world. Seriously.

Shirataki Noodles. I bought mine from Whole Foods.

An enormous bag. Only 20 calories. Not per serving. For the WHOLE bag. Apparently they're made from taro root and tofu or something, but they taste like pasta, I swear. I bought the fettucini AND the noodle-shaped ones. The only bummer of them is that they smell AWFUL (don't let this turn you off entirely) so you have to rinse them very thoroughly first. Rinse, then boil for 2-3 minutes (these instructions are for the wet form). Drain, rinse again.

Freakin' amazing.

I've had them with tomato sauce, with a spritz of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter & some parmaggiano cheese, and in miso soup broth.