celeb lookalikes

From: Me
To: K

am suicidal because coworker just said the following to me (omg it's almost too bad to mention):

"has anyone ever told you that you look like..."

[so at this point i'm preparing myself for the people i've been told before.
penelope cruz.
katie holmes.
giadia de laurentis.
natalie portman.
even, ick, madonna.]

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paris fucking hilton.



From: K
To: Me

thats terrible. im sorry. the girl i tutor just told me that someone
says she looks like raven symone (sp?) and cami from laguna beach. its
better to look like paris hilton than raven simon and cami.

i have heard many offensive you-look-likes. theyre usually a hair color or
racial match and nothing more. with you, im not sure what went wrong.

you look NOTHING like paris hilton.

we should come up with a standard thing to say back to people who offend us
with you-look-likes. how about: "thats so funny. i was just thinking that
you look exactly like al gore."