Dahling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue

Him: What are you doing now?

Her: I'm walking the dog.

Him: Don't you pay someone to do that for you in the city?

Her: Smartass. What are you doing?

Him: Sitting in the front yard looking out at the horses. Oh, a cardinal just flew onto the chair next to me!

Her: Wow, you really do live in the country, don't you?