Would You Date A Guy Who...

(...prompted by pondering my dealbreakers, what I've put up with in the past, what I'd be willing to work with and what I'd never be willing to settle for... This is in no particular order!)

Would You Date A Guy Who...
- expressed no interest in performing oral sex?
- was truly terrible at oral sex?
- maintained contact with his exgirlfriend?
- slept in the same bed as a roommate?
- cuddled with a fat girl named Maura while drunk?
- read your email clandestinely?
- wore charcoal-grey boxer briefs with bright red trim (aka QLU's, or Queer Little Underpants)?
- loved his mother so much he speaks to her every morning and every night?
- was 7 years older than you?
- was 13 years older than you?
- refused to call you his girlfriend?
- you didn't know if he was Asian or Jewish?
- wasn't Jewish?
- was the son of Catholic missionaries?
- went to therapy 1x a week and group therapy 2x a week?
- believed in aliens?
- liked hiking?
- one of your best friends didn't like?
- liked your hair better straight than curly? (Note, may only apply to me)
- liked you better in glasses than contacts? (Note, it may mean he is blind.)
- insisted he liked you better when you were "fatter"?
- only ate ham & cheese on white bread, cut in triangles, with mayo?
- believed that black people are stupider than white people?

This might be my new fun game. Your turn!