awful

me, at 7:41 am:
Wow, I just remembered that Ex-Boy called last night while I was in the shower. Guess I should call him back tonight. That is SO great that I am only JUST thinking of it! I am definitely headed in the right direction! I am moving on! Yahoo.

me, at 7:42 am:
Let me check facebook before I get my busy day started.

me, at 7:43 am:
I can't breathe. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life.

Beet, please go check his facebook picture, and then prepare to eulogize me should I go the way of Amicus.