thoughts on these shoes?

My mom apparently bought them for me as a GetWellSoonPresent.

I guess I'll have to wait & see to decide if I like them.

They could be cool with baggy short shorts & a boy-ish oxford,

unbuttoned to show some cleavage...

with a glass of crisp white chardonnay...

and a dark red pedicure...

on an early summer night...

What do you think?