email blast

emails currently in my inbox:

1. From: [GradSchoolFriend]
RE: Sat night

do you have plans?
[Boyfriend] and i are going to dinner with 2 of the pple we went to blu with last weekend. a girl who works at [Company with Boyfriend] and her bf. they're both nice/fun.
you should join us. and bring a friend.
we're going to redbones, its in davis. have you been there/heard of it? it doesn't exactly scream [TaraBeet] probably because its a biker/bbq bar. but its a lot of fun, and i think you'd like the walk on the wild side.

* Well, no, I don't have plans, yes it sounds fun, but I refuse to be the third wheel. I hate being single.
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2. From: announce
RE: Drinking alone in your room again? Webshots says "Don't do it"

* How in the world did I get on this email list for college-alcoholics?
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