neighborly love

dear upstairs-neighbors in 216,

from the sounds of it, you have decided to open an all-night bowling alley in your apartment. i wonder if this is legal?

in addition, it appears that business is booming in your all-night tap dance class. (why else would people be stomping and clomping in high heels? there is also the potential that you are obese and thus make very loud thuds every time you take a step. but there are definitely high heels involved.)

furthermore, while i appreciate both the pleasure you are so clearly taking in your sex life and your obvious devotion to a higher power (as in "ohmygod ohmygod ohmyGOD OHMYGOD I'M COOOOOOOMMING OHMYGOD!"), perhaps you could keep this devotion & pleasure to yourself just a bit more?

love always,
your downstairs-neighbor