hair today gone tomorrow

I've decided that my past relationships can be classified according to how they preferred my hair. It says a lot about a guy.

Jolie: Straight. But it was in hs, and I wore it straight every day. He didn't know any better, I don't think. *Amended: Staight but it flipped up at the ends, sort of unintentionally, like 1950's Nancy Drew.
W with a Girl's Name: Straight (fits in better at the country club. And could I dye it blond, too, by the way?)
Two First Names: Straight. But his favorite meal was ham&cheese&mayo on white bread with no crusts. What can you expect?
Manorexic C: Straight. Uncomplicated. Like our relationship.
C of Pro/Con Infamy: Either/or. He liked running his hands through it when straight. But we had better sex when it was curly.
ExBoy: Curly crazy. I feel like he loved me most as me.