flava flaaaaaav

this sounds simultaneously SO gross and SO appealing.

"The David Burke Flavor Sprays™ contain zero calories, zero fat, zero cholesterol, zero carbohydrates and FDA-approved Food flavoring. Whether you are on a low carb, no carb, low fat, no fat, no sugar, point system, or counting calorie diet, the Flavor Spray is right for you!

How the Flavor Sprays work....
By eliminating your toppings, gravies, dressings, and sauces the flavor spray provides the flavor that most diets are missing. No longer when you diet will you crave the sweet taste, or yearn for flavor when you count calories. Just spray our flavor spray and you will no longer need to satisfy your craving for flavor. Follow a low carb meal regimen, and allow flavor spray to add the toppings and sauce to your meal."

there are MILLIONS of flavors:
Parmesan Cheese Spray
Buttery Spray
Pesto Spray
Tomato Basil Spray
Smoked Bacon Spray
Carmalized Onion
Ketchup
Popcorn Butter
Bleu Cheese Spray
Cheddar Cheese Spray
Hot and Sour Spray
Ice Blue Salt Spray
Memphis BBQ Spray
Pepper City Spray
Teriyaki Spray
Banana Split Spray
Birthday Cake Spray
Chocolate Fudge Spray
Cookies & Cream Spray
Marshmallow Spray
Mochaccino Spray
Raspberry Bubblegum Spray
Root Beer Float Spray
Strawberry Shortcake Spray
Cheesecake Spray
Apple Pie Spray
Raspberry Chocolate Truffle
Coconut Spray
Fruits
Mango
Pineapple
Kiwi
Blueberry

and check out the RECIPES/sample menus! you can spray some cool whip with chocolate spray and have chocolate fudge! you can spray your eggs with bacon and have a full breakfast! spray pesto on veggies! spray ranch dressing on your salad!

i think i might actually order a few... is that insane? which flavors should i get? SO overwhelming.