do as i say, not as i derby-do

it's official. we are planning a Kentucky Derby Party in my apartment:








And we're off!

Come celebrate the most exciting two minutes in sports, attired in your Derby finest (optional, but fun)!

Bright colors, big hats, little ponies, popped collars, pretty pastels, perfect pinks. Forget Memorial Day, summer starts now.

We'll have mint juleps galore and $2 horse betting, of course.