passover redux

If He had not kept his hand on the small of my back all night long.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had not said we would go out.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had not tried to get in the cab with us.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had not said it was perfect, fortuitous, lucky that we found each other.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had asked me on a date.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had called me.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had asked me for my phone number.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had asked K's ex for my phone number.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had facebook messaged me.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

If He had not been so cute.
Dayenu: It Would Have Been Enough.

Dayenu. Dayenu. Dayenu.
He's just not that into you.

(Singing Dayenu optional.)

*I give up. I have no idea about boys. No fucking clue.