somehow, people still want to date us

ok what do you WEAR on a date with a 36 year old?

well
on dates with 35-year old...
i wore a big poufy charlotte-from-satc-esque skirt with a tank top and heels on one occasion, since i knew we were going to a niceish resto and he was coming straight from work
the next date i wore jeans and he sort of commented on it, which was weird.
white pants or skirt i think
and pay more attention to the top than the bottom
think: color
think: cleavage
the bottom will be covered by the table
the top will be the most visible, the most memorable
but who knows, dressing for a date with a 36-year old may be TOTALLY different than dressing for a date with a 35-year old

hahahaha
your last line cracked me up

to clarify
the comment on the jeans was like
oh, you youngins and your jeans

i feel like my wardrobe is really NOT well equipped for dating older men
the cleavage i have down

clearly
you have cleavage in a turtleneck

i'm wearing pearls, are those adult?
very

how have we never realized this
this is going to be a watershed moment
be prepared

well no color, i'm wearing a beige calvin klein top that has lots of cleavage
wow i am so prepared
the suspense is high

he is THIRTY-SIX
that is SO a good sign

OMG!!!
you are SO right
we did NOT realize this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, i think you have to choose between color & cleav

that is SUCH a good sign

DOUBLE CHAI

double chai!

oh if only my 36 sawarys still fit me

AND SAWARY SIZED
sigh

sigh

beige & what on the bottom
jeans?
ps where are you going

black french connection bermuda shorts

PERFECT
heels?

high sandals

that is SO an outfit to wear on a date with a 36year old
it says
i'm sophisticated yet WAY younger than you
in union square
and therefore hotter

we're meeting at the W hotel
ooooh thanks, that is SO what i am trying to say

oh i like the w
drinks first?

je pense

and then if you're into it..
if he likes the bermudas...
if he's not bald...