actual text message conversation

(prompted by my havnig made out with Wildly Inappropriate Guy, i've realized that nearly-6-months of unintentional celibacy is far, far too long and steps must be taken to recycle ASAP.)

Me: how can i let Etchasketch know i want to sleep w him wo accidentally sending this message or sounding pathetic?
K: do what i did. take a big overnight bag with you to meet him. fill with condoms. offer to buy a drink. let condoms fall out of your bag as you remove your wallet. giggle. put condoms back. head to the bar.