TB's Cast of Characters (for easy reference)

Jolie: Alien-searching high school exboyfriend. Now completely platonic friends, thankyouverymuch When Harry Met Sally.

Etchasketch: College exboyfriend, we go for dates with lots of sexual tension, sometimes fulfilled, sometimes unfulfilled.

ExBoy: The One Who Dumped Me. Who I still love. (God that sucks to type.)

The Man: 35-year old who I went on a few dates with before he went crazy. Unfortunately he lives three blocks away and I run into him constantly.

The One Who Got Away: Another college exboyfriend, who I have little to no contact with.

The One With A Girl's Name: College dalliance, who brought me to the Southampton Bathing Corp & Shinnecock Golf club, even though my Jack Rogers were black/white instead of pastel.

The Friend: K's exboyfriend's friend. Who I'm hoping will call.

A: Roommate. (Conveniently, both CB's and my roommates are named A.)

K: Best Friend from college.

The Wasp: A's boyfriend.