The Sweater

have I told you about this girl at the gym?

I go every morning, at the same time... and she's always there, too.

She wears the same blue shorts, yellow top, and grey scrunchie (!) every day.

She has an identical routine every day, too.

This is how it goes:
1. Go to paper towel dispenser. Dispense 1 foot square of paper towels.
2. Go to treadmill. Start running.
3. Wipe right armpit with paper towel.
4. Keep running for three minutes.
5. Wipe forehead with same paper towel.
6. Run some more.
7. Wipe left armpit with paper towel.
8. More running.
9. Wipe forehead again.
10. Run.
11. Wipe neck.
12. Repeat steps 3 through 11 for 45 minutes.

Hence, she is The Sweat-er.

Needless to say, you don't want to get stuck on the treadmill next to her or even behind her (the wind currents).